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2008
Nov
10

Your Daily Fred Ration

When this site posted A Brief History of Defunct Electronics Chains in the Form of Old TV Ads, I was intrigued, and after reading it, somewhat entertained, but more than a little unsatisfied because of what it missed.

Here in Southern California, there was an outbreak of Stereo stores in the ’70s vying for the young, hip and hopefully-stoned-enough-to-buy-anything consumer. And they were primarily using radio to reach their potential victimscustomers. University Stereo kept the psychedelic ’60s alive well past their expiration date, with spaced-out effects thrown together by a DJ who called himself Shadoe Stevens. Cal Stereo had the motormouth Tom Campbell putting 90 seconds of ad copy in a 60 second spot. And Pacific Stereo took the high road with commercials that could’ve been for any retail operation.

In 1977, I was straight out of college radio and working at KGIL In The Valley (Suburban L.A.) as Assistant/PhoneMonkey/ThirdSidekick to the forgotten radio legend Sweet Dick Whittington (and yes, for the thousandth time, we DID call him Sweet Dick in the ’60s and ’70s, except me, emphasizing my role as Underling by calling him “Mister Sweetdick”). I’d had fun writing a parody of Tom Campbell’s manic commercials as “Tom Krell for Krell Stereo” but never got it to sound right (or come under a minute) at the college radio studio. At KGIL, I was answering the phones in Production Booth #2, which was equipped with a big reel-to-reel tape recorder with a homebrew variable speed gizmo. I tried doing Tom Krell at a higher speed and it was funny. In future listenings, I realized I had the voice all wrong, but KGIL was demographically aiming for the Over 30s and would never have gotten any business from Cal Stereo, so Sweet Dick said “let’s run this bit anyway… can you do a few more?” He used them to solve a problem semi-unique to him. He was very popular among advertisers who wanted him to do live ad-lib spots (probably because he always went well over the time paid for, but the commercials were often as funny as anything else he did.

But sometimes he was given so many live commercials to do, he had to do two back-to-back, and he found doing the segues painful. So he’d occasionally slip a fake commercial from Tom Krell for Krell Stereo between the real commercials. I felt honored. Another DJ at the station who did serious voiceover work on the side (including, if I remember correctly, as one of several voices for Pacific Stereo) played my Krell commercials for some influencial people, but I didn’t get my big break. Probably because I got the voice all wrong. I was never comfortable with my ‘radio voice’ until years after I left the radio biz. But I digress. Big time.

Shadoe Stevens broke up with University Stereo (which went under a frighteningly short time later) and started doing radio ads for Federated Electronics, aka the Federated Group. Rather than going psychedelic, he sold them on a Tom Campbell/Cal Stereo parody himself (and HE had the voice for it… you do know he replaced Casey Kasem on American Top 40 and is now the announcer for Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show, don’t you?). He called himself Fred Rated. From there he evolved into higher levels of general wackiness. Meanwhile, Pacific Stereo had begun advertising on television, just as uninterestingly as it did on radio. After a failed campaign with a production company with TV experience, Federated let Shadoe bring Fred Rated to the boob tube. The rest is L.A. television history (although some still insist it was all an acid flashback).

But wait… there’s more…

And more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more? This orion10590291995 dude is semi-obsessed. There are worse things to be obsessed with…

And then there was the radio pitch man for Waterbed Warehouse who invented the word “humongous” to describe the big building the store was in. But I digress. All night long.

AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...
2008
Jun
11

More MSNBC.com Mumblings from Me

After my long lay-off, my second piece on TV for the big news site in one week…

It was a tough TV season for Regis, ‘Trek’ alums

Not my choice of title; my editor rejected various ‘cute’ titling attempts like…
TV’s Power(less) Players
The Running-On-E-List
Power Players With Low Batteries
They Are So Last Season
TV’s biggest names off the top of their games
Next Year’s Comebacks?

Please read, and don’t forget the little “Rate Story” widget at the bottom lets you show some Wendellove…

2008
Jun
7

Hey! I Wrote This!

It’s the first piece I’ve gotten webpublished at MSNBC.com in months (or webyears) and I like how it came out (with a little help from TV Editor Gael Fashingbauer Cooper).

Class of ‘08: Awarding Honors in a Television Yearbook

Just trying a different way to do the “best of the TV season” blahblah, and since it mostly corresponds to the American school year, why not? And while the editing did actually improve my writing a bit, two bits were cut out that I’ll provide to my blog audience if you click this link:
Is that all? Of course that’s not all! Click Here.

2008
Jun
4

So What Have We Learned?

NOTE: I have resumed (attempting to) write TV-topic articles for a MajorNewsSite, and may be less available for the next few days while I attempt to catch up on the last three months of network and cable television that I had been willfully ignoring. In the meantime, a little thing my editor liked but couldn’t use…

So, what have we learned from the 2007-2008 TV Season?

TV really is better with professional union writers. Just not that much better. Real life needs professional writers. Paula Abdul needs professional writers. And the people in the White House press room just need better writers.

Life was easier when we all believed the writers of Lost didn’t have a plan.

No matter how much your life sucks, it would only be worse if you were a character in Battlestar Galactica. (And the worst thing that could happen on its series finale would be a happy ending.)

So Fox was the #1 network: In a year when every broadcast network lost audience, they just lost the least. When everyone else is shrinking faster, sooner or later Verne Troyer will be a basketball star.

The secret to Fox’s success: Angry Brits. Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsey, Hugh Laurie with a fake American accent. Kelsey Grammar was close, but not close enough. (And CBS needs to tell Craig Ferguson to get less likable.)

Hannah Montana’s bare back is scandalous, but nobody ever cared that Donald Duck NEVER wore pants.

Politics needs more of a “American Idol”/”Survivor” model. Because the Presidential campaign was more fun when you have a large group of contenders who are eliminated one a week.

Celebrity Reality TV is an oxymoron (but then, some of us ALWAYS knew that).

The half-hour situation comedy is not dead, just irrelevant. Too long for YouTube, too short for Appointment TV.

Some TV writers need to work harder on their closing paragraphs.

2007
Dec
10

Wendell Strikes Out at Night (or something)

My latest contribution to MSNBC.com is up for all to see (such as it is). “Late-night reruns impacting more than viewers” This is the most I have felt the heavy hand of Editing since I started contributing to the site, as a piece I submitted at nearly 1900 words has been cut down 50%. Some of the cuts I certainly understand, as digression from the central topic is one of my trademarks, and a good bit of what I wrote was not relevant to the main topic at hand. And I have to give them credit for publishing it at all… MSNBC.com is half-owned by one of the major parties to the Management side of the strike, and a lot of what I wrote about was specifically NBC’s business. In fact, most of the site’s previous reporting on the Writer’s Strike has come from either wire services or their affiliation with the Access Hollywood TV show. The only previous in-house piece is Helen A.S. Popkin’s “Internet Commentary with More Attitude Than Wendell Can Usually Muster Up” on how the Internet can’t replace TV — yet.

Still, I’m sorry they cut my opening paragraph down so much (even though I can see the argument that references to the already-over November Sweeps make it look instantly out-of-date)…

If you’re the ‘early to bed and early to rise’ type, then the Hollywood Writers’ Strike hasn’t affected you much yet. Most prime time series had enough shows completed – or at least fully written – to make it through November’s ratings sweeps. And the period between Thanksgiving and New Years is already heavily loaded with reruns and preemptions for Christmas specials. But if you are a Creature of the Late Night (11:00p.m. – 2:00a.m.), then the last five weeks have been mildly tortuous.

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If you’re a night owl who turns on your TV from 11 p.m. to 2 a.m., then the last five weeks have been mildly tortuous thanks to the writers’ strike throwing late-night TV into reruns.

I may let more bits and pieces of the unpublished parts of this published piece slip out in the next few days (It’s easier than writing new material, right?) Or I might turn one or more of my omitted digressions into an article of its own (possibly in a new venue). Or I’ll just keep reminding myself of the two main differences between my own blog and a major media company’s webside: No editing… and no money.

2007
Nov
19

Thanks for the Television

As promised/threatened, I have another article published at MSNBC.com, a very perishable guide to the Thanksgiving Day TV Marathons. Read. Enjoy. Learn. So when you’ve finished Thanksgiving Dinner, you can trade the sweet potatoes for couch potatoes…

2007
Nov
15

Wendell Who?

Yes, I’ve been away from the blog, but I am still alive (by most standards). I am, however, emotionally torn between two fictional loves: you already know about Grace the Face (in the previous item), but did you know I’ve fallen for “Samantha Who?”. And not just because I was paid to write about her. This is the one new show on the networks this year that brings out the dormant sitcom-lover in me. Yes, situation comedy CAN turn me on, and this show is quirky, original, well-performed… aw hell, read the article. Now I’m saying this about the character and the show, and it should not be misconstrued as having a crush on the star, Christina Applegate. However, I would be thoroughly flattered by any rumors of a secret affair between myself and Ms. Applegate (as well as thoroughly tickled seeing her respond to the rumor by saying “Wendell WHO?”). Of course, I cannot imagine how such a rumor might get started and I would strongly deny it. Besides, what am I gonna tell Grace?